A blog of a random faceless nobody rambling about his experiences. Nothing particularly entertaining, no James-Bond-esque moments of artificially rendered Hollywood car explosions or sultry mistresses of mafia bosses lying in wait in hotel rooms of unfettered opulence. No mundane family photos, no measure that could possibly indicate the person writing this blog is anything other than a very sophisticated, highly maligned, retired homemaker robot in the middle of the Australian desert sending out its frustrations to all the satellites and servers of the world.

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